LMAO. What else would you do if you were showing George Clooney aspects of the Internet that he may have overlooked? Well of course, show him 2 Girls 1 Cup.

LOL. Photoshop Disasters covers unfortunate uses of PS in photo and image retouching. For example, how about love in the age of mutants?

I have been saying for years that they will have to make content specifically for small media devices. Even John Stewart commented at the Oscars about watching Lawrence of Arabia on the iPhone and THAT is one of the largest formats. There has to be content that is formated for them.

Snort. Red Shirt. Want.

LMAO. The Be Kind Rewind Trailer... kind of.

*snort*

Heh. While not a perfect comparison, at least we know what Xmas day would be like for modrons.

"It'll hardly make your Mass Erect." *guffaw*

Hee !! May your xmas pie be mine.

I am surprised that Mano hasn't thought of this and already given it as a gift.

Hey marmy, I know you are not drunk or divorced but you are covered in cat hair so maybe i should get you Crazy Aunt Purl's Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair: The True-Life Misadventures of a 30-Something Who Learned to Knit After He Split ??

You know, on the Internet there are things that are better left untouched. Some will make you angry, some will make you really really depressed. And then some will make you do things you shouldn't. And really, you shouldn't see the reference. No really, you shouldn't. Unless goatse was something you enjoyed.

You should say the title of this post in the same manner in which the announcer said, "Pigs in Spaaaaace," in The Muppet Show.

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Yes, NASA performed scientific experiments concerning people having sex in space. Or at least that was how they PR'd catching two astronauts wucka-chucking their free floating jigglies. IMO. P.S. that latter phrase is not something i will be using again.

So, while we in Toronto are hearing announcements like, "Frarghle froojz specttsch," as if the announcer was under water, the London Underground had a pleasant professional voice actress. And she liked to make fun of her work on her own blog. Dooced !!

Heh. It might be based on this video of cats murmuring to each other, but this Cat Talking, Translation vid and many others could start their own macro cat mini-meme. Definitely a must for catmas.

Hee ! MST3K does Jack Chick, or more explanatory, make fun of the Jack Chick anti-D&D comic tract. (via the wednesday knights)

Badger badger BADGER.

Koeler then returned the confused and speechless newborn to the bouncy seat, prodded his abdomen, and disappeared behind her own hands.

Guffaw.

Guffaw !! New Zealand' s #1 Internet Dating Site.

Oh. My. God. And yes, said in your best airheaded blonde voice. Heather relates her experience with an etiquette bell, a device that makes noises to cover the fact that you are on the toilet and making... noises.

I always wondered why it was called that.

Marmy !! You like Dick. No not THAT kind of Dick, the undead Richard kind, but he is a dick too. And you like Disney classic animations. So, you will love this:

I think that Minesweeper The Movie should be the next movie by My Man Boll. (the last two via wonderland)

LOL. This was a most unfortunate shipping prank. And I am sure they did it on purpose.

Heh. It's nice to know that the humour of the A&K Lick a Chick is still being appreciated world wide. This place was on the Bras d'Or highway on the way to my grandmother's.

Kewl !! Chore Wars, Earning Experience Points for Housework could be used to get Marmy gaming with me AND doing some of the housework. (*ducks*)

Hee. For my own squirrel girl (ask her about her amazing power over montreal squirrels) I give you a great lakes avenger.

Hee !! The Church of Gaming Confused? See this.

Hee !! Mocking surface or spending $10,000 on your next coffee table. (via daring fireball)

OK, this almost made giggle out loud. It's an unaired Mythbusters episode called Do Pretty Girls Fart ? Yes, yes they do.

Wanna annoy the fuck out of a co-worker?? Play the N.Y.P.D. Sirens realllllly loud. Hee.

Ewwww, can I suggest suicide dudes dot com?

Ahhh, so this is where all those Laugh-Out-Loud Cats came from.

Yeah I pretty much agree with Cat and Girl. Well, more with girl than cat. Stop picking on the assumed hipsters because it's beginning to encompass anyone who wears anything other than jeans and a Tshirt, anyone who listens music other than top40 and anyone who has facial hair. (via josh millard)

LMAO. I can imagine myself watching repeats of this Law and Order Special Letters Unit, while eating supper. It's not like anyone actually watches first run L&O. Heh. "Yeah but who listens to a talking piece of poultry." And the Munch Muppet is classic. (thx Martine, that was priceless)

I really really need a WTF category when I run into things like this 3M Sticky Bear.

Ooo ooo oo, i have to get someone to knit me a Chicken Viking Hat.

With the MJ Bust (*snicker*) making waves and PvP talking about boobies (and getting shite for it) I thought it only appropriate to poke some fun at the typically D&D version of sexism, the chainmail bikini.

There is a popular internet released free RPG system called Fudge. Someone decided to make a Pirate game using the system, thus creating Fudge Pirates. That doesn't quite sound like what it is actually about.

Heh. It's a Euphemism Generator, i.e. "I really don't want to know why you were befriending the French brass rabbit."

You know, I have seen a lot of impressive case mods. You know, where someone takes something that is not neccessarily a good thing to put computer equipment inside of and makes it work. Well I must say this is my first dead thing case mod.

Little did I know that pancakes had become the stuff of back alleys and abandoned factories.

LMAO. Is this new or did I just notice the Real Life Comics, Canadian edition??

"Excuse me, but do you mind if I read the fine print on your as....ad?"

You know, there are probably a few execs at america's "clean tv networks" that are actually hoping this 300 - PG Version will be produced.

TiSP, Frequently Asked Questions.

We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access.

So, I saw someone link to this Gmail Paper, and while part of my brain was saying, "Why?" another part of my brain was saying, "It's Paper, I want !" I looked for the link but couldn't find it and then remembered what day Sunday was... Got me.

Part of me wants to snicker at the crop of Web 2.0 features & apps & wizbangers, otherwise referred to as The Evolution of Cat Blogging, but another part of me says that for each innovation we are moving ahead in technology. Blogs have proven themselves useful for more than cats; a few iterations later another useful tool will appear.

You know, I never heard The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo but I can think of a couple of instances where it actually happened. Well not with a gazebo but some of my adolescent gamer friends were not... bright.

Tbit is Having A Massage. I wish.

The old saying about washing your hands vs knowing enough not to pee on your hands is appropo but how do you know what the previous guy did ??

I think it is our responsibility to help out law enforcement whenever possible.

The Lord of the Rings as a D&D game has been done since the internet was written on stone tablets. But with the existance of the movie, we have a whole new way of presenting it.

Now THAT is the way to do a birthday cake, well at least if you are a robot fan, and really, who isn't a robot fan?

The category might be "snicker" but this was more of a "guffaw". Remember those black hiphop musicians a few years ago who wore standard white-skinned bandaids? I think vegans should buy and wear bacon bandages. Not on my wishlist but they might end up on Nood's.

Heh, I always wondered what the Jones Soda Holiday Pack tasted like.

Its a long download but it is worth it especially if you like giant robots.

I always loved computer related kerfuffles.

I realize this is a viral marketing (saying the phrase makes me wanna gag these days) campaign for sneakers but I still got a kick out of human skateboarding.

"If a door is closed, karate chop it open." It's what to do in an emergency.

OMFG, this trailer for Black Sheep kept having me ask, "Are they really doing it or is this some obscure viral video?" I stil really don't know. (thanks craig)

Ok, it made me snicker which made other co-workers look at me strangely. But they do that anyway so nuttin new.

I am blogging a shite load of Cats just for marmy.

"The Become Ghost Rider website uses visual effects to simulate fire. Please do not set yourself on fire."

Watching Heroes last week I crooked my head and said, "Is that Christopher Eccleston?" Marmy perked up and sat down. I think she is now going to watch the show with me. But did you know why he really didn't stay with Doctor Who ?

Considering how few people there are in my phone's directory, this iPhone Shuffle makes me feel inadequate.

You know, I like the work done at Way Cool Uptown , a tattoo shop up north on Yonge St, but what really makes me smile is that George has his personal description done like a D&D character.

Yes these are Things My Boyfriend Says and I guess that means I have something to tell you all. Kidding kidding !! Sheesh...

So I read this comic at Full Frontal Nerdity and I am thinking, "I know one person who gets this," and I also thinking, "What? My d20 shirt doesn't get the ladies hawt?"

Heh heh heh, it's Gollum & Smeagol getting their barry white on. (via the count, our barry white)

To continue our plethora of iPhone posting here (no i am not considering becoming all iPhone, all theTime) I give you 30 Things the iPhone Could Do That You Haven't Thought of Yet of which my favourite was, "Bring you to tears when it falls and skids face-down across a parking lot."

Amen brutha, er.... Amen sister ?

Say, isn't that the costume of the Winter Reveler in WoW?

Grindy grindy grindy !! I likes da girls wit da dice. (editor's note: I changed the original traditional 'hubba hubba' to the current in-joke; my life needs more in-jokes instead of being one)

This banner for the International Brotherhood of Sammichmen (hi floor, make me a sammich!) made me laugh out loud. I can hear PETA growling at me now.

Heh heh heh, way to beat a dead horse.

While I really am drooling over the increase in popularity of eBooks (i saw an ad on TV for the Sony Reader) I don't think people who publish books have to resort to ads like this; but they sure are funny !!

Yup, this comic still makes me spray nose candy and giggle out loud.

Rob, this is tres weird but kinda funny.

This comic at PvPonline reminds me of a situation at work, which I have begged them not to expand upon, but they used a phonecam instead.

Have you ever played The Kingdom of Loathing ?

Really, how many camels is my girlfriend worth ? No, Marmy and I are not getting married so I don't need to shell out any camels and yes, she will hit me for posting this with reference to her.

I don't see my nephews enough to be the cool uncle but I do appreciate that this kid knows how to deal with design-speak.

Banksy, that british artsy guy who likes to fuck with people, has altered some Paris Hilton CDs and put them back on the rack.

Yep, it's spring and there is nothing like a Knee in my Package. I refuse to use the lil captures of the video.

Nope, not me. Not at all. No, really. Oh go away.

Really, it was only a matter of time before someone made the Pii Wii connection.

J is always asking whether or not the American public at large "gets" The Colbert Report, in that they understand that it is lampooning right wing America. I say no, and thus they asked Colbert to speak at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Guess who didn't get it?

I am sure many people are coming up with their own cast for BrokeBack Mountain 2: The Fur Traders. *wink wink nod nod*

It was only a matter of time before someone bluescreened the new Intel Mac.

If enough people link to Jesus and Mo, do you think it will cause world wide havoc?

LMAO. I love animated CGI shorts. This one is Gopher Broke.

This may be excedingly violent but Gamers Are Getting Owned is still hillarious.

Heh heh heh.kottke.org :: shop amazon.com!

Heh. PVP Online, the webcomic, says everything I want to say about working retail during the holidays.

Ooooo I want a reaver finger puppet !!

Isn't synchronicity nice; last night we watch the first DVD of Strongbad and today I see Commando Cheat paper playsets.

I just realized I don't really have a "i find this funny" category and considering 29 no-nos for gamers over age 30 made me snicker, I shall call it that. (via you, geek, which I never get tired of saying)