Barry the Beaver. Oh. My.

Really, I once again repeat, "The Japanese can be quite odd at times.

Neat !! I always thought the ads for American Apparel were a little sleazy. It's not just me but they do kinda smack of the latest breed of porn stars.

You should say the title of this post in the same manner in which the announcer said, "Pigs in Spaaaaace," in The Muppet Show.

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Yes, NASA performed scientific experiments concerning people having sex in space. Or at least that was how they PR'd catching two astronauts wucka-chucking their free floating jigglies. IMO. P.S. that latter phrase is not something i will be using again.

Ferget the Playboy iPhone wallpaper, try the SuicideGirls iPhone Pin-Up Packs.

OK, since when did they start advertising vibrators on TV, let alone disposable ones?!?

Psychology student Bill Rifka -- who is 35 and in a relationship with an iBook -- admits he has "often flirted with many a sweet laptop on eBay and felt true desire." Like all objectum-sexuals, Rifka also attributes a clear gender to his partner: "To me, my Mac is male. I'm living in a homosexual relationship, so to speak."

Falling in Love with Things talks about people who really really love things. I can't wait for the CSI episode.

Now THAT is a sweater. Now while it is pretty tame, if your boss is behind you (Hi Boss !!), it is NSFW.

Hmmmmm, The Death of Adam ?!?!?

It's times like these that I love that I have a Japan category/tag. Yes, they are Candy That Makes You Horny, not that I need any.

Grindy grindy grindy !! I likes da girls wit da dice. (editor's note: I changed the original traditional 'hubba hubba' to the current in-joke; my life needs more in-jokes instead of being one)

Yeah, I meant to link to these a little while ago but I was too giggly describing them to Marmy. They are Nintendo Controller Panties and all I can say is that it could help her practice her Konami Code. And I mean the Elizabethan Her, not Marmy, cuz Marmy doesn't play Nintendo.

And in the same genre, as in don't click it if you are offended by porn, I think I found the next world for Marmy's character to explore. Excuse me while she slaps me all the way from NS. *ow*

Finally, someone did Sex and D&D, for real. If you have kiddies in the room, take them away.

It's summertime, do you know where your favourite boobies are?

Yes, this is an Important English Lesson for Japanese People. But... cockpit???

I will link to the Kottke 'Victoria's Secret catalog from 1977' link rather than the actual links cuz... well, no point in recreating the wheel. But I will say that the 70s actually found a way to be sexier then current times. What ever happened to sheer?

Holy freeholey, i couldn't stop clicking the boobies at Peter Stanick's website.

Yoinks !! Rachel Gets Fruity, where that S Club girl gets you to touch yourself.

Now that embarrassing package you ordered can come in a brown Amazon box. Tee hee.