This Thirteen Ways to be a Greener Photographer is just fruckin' lame. You could replace 90% of the mentions of photographer with the word 'musician' and use the same suggestions. If you are going to attach photography to an article on greening then make it actually apply to being a photographer, not just being a human in the digital world.

Despite what you think, last Saturday I created the universe. Sunday was spent choosing one blue marble to be the center of all things, a reflection of the blue eyes I wish I had. Monday I thought out and populated a few billion years of history, staying up to 3am to fill up the space once I decided on "recorded history" -- that act required a lot of coffee and I am glad I came up with that one. On Tuesday, I gave free will a thought and just let myself create opposing views all willy nilly. I think I had too much coffee and too little sleep cuz this morning, after letting the Creation Machine run on it's own for a while, I found this Creation Museum being talked about everywhere and it doesn't have one mention of me. Silly human beings; this Saturday I might have to start all over again.

Ah hah !! I knew they were trying to kill me !! I knew that Constant Smiling Makes You Ill. (ahhh jen, you understand...)