I got mine a little early with my connections to vendours.

P.S. I keeeeed. I joooooke. It's not even available in Canada yet. Please don't send me a C&D. June 29 07

OMG, this company once had an employee with the name Zamfir !! April 02 07

So, I was doing my mid-morning, all my email is read and answered and tasks attended to, reading of webcomics when I looked down and saw this in my task bar:

I got a hillarious email that was unintentionally funny. A vendour / sales rep was apologizing for something not being quite ready and while I believe he meant to say, "I apologize for the inconvenience, " he said, "I apologize for the incontinence..."

I hope my request didn't make him piss himself. February 26 07

While I'm not advocating jailing all Homosexuals, I do think it would benefit them greatly. It would be for their own good. When a person is forced to think they will generally be able to see their problems and solve them by themselves.

Yes, this is my favourite Wii related injury so far. (you mentioned this, right jer?)

I am curious; even now, some fifteen years later, I am still receiving "Enlarge Your Penis" spam. Are there that many people buying it? I understand their are that many tiny willies out there and that many embarrassed men ("hung like a slug," to quote mackinnon) but can so many men be clicking the addresses in the spam to keep them so active? i get less poker spam then penis spam. February 17 06