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May 31, 2007

This idea of email bankruptcy is a fascinating meta exercise in today's connected world, one I had not heard before an overheard conversation on the subway yesterday. I am one of those people who rarely replies to email which is assisted (or made moot) because outside of work, I rarely get any email. At work, I have to respond -- it's one of the prime elements of my job. But at home, very few require a response and I usually do reply quickly to those that do require a confirmation or answer or whatever. I never get any postcard-style email anymore, you know, those kinds of email asking how you are, what is happening, how are things? I probably stopped getting them because the answers are usually in my blog. Or because I didn't ever answer them.

What I want to do is declare Pop Culture Bankruptcy. Can I get rid of all the junk I have and start over again? Can I sell all my music CDs, delete all my MP3s, sell all my DVDs, toss out my videotapes, sell or give away my books & RPGs & comics and basically clean house? Consuming is fun, retaining is a hassle.

May 30, 2007

I love future thinking product demonstrations such as Microsoft Surface. I don't see them very often but it reminded me of a point I was working Ottawa and I saw a video from HP or Dell or some other big name, truly a demo on a videotape, that spoke of the future of consumer computing that gave me the same tingly, "Welcome to the future, show me my jetpack," kind of feeling. I wonder if that video is on the web?
Do you think that JLA Ventures has any problems with Cadmus?
Despite what you think, last Saturday I created the universe. Sunday was spent choosing one blue marble to be the center of all things, a reflection of the blue eyes I wish I had. Monday I thought out and populated a few billion years of history, staying up to 3am to fill up the space once I decided on "recorded history" -- that act required a lot of coffee and I am glad I came up with that one. On Tuesday, I gave free will a thought and just let myself create opposing views all willy nilly. I think I had too much coffee and too little sleep cuz this morning, after letting the Creation Machine run on it's own for a while, I found this Creation Museum being talked about everywhere and it doesn't have one mention of me. Silly human beings; this Saturday I might have to start all over again.
I probably should have known that Rogers Blackberries do not work in Japan before I had a user take hers with her.

tartetatin

May 29, 2007

Maria, so you never have to ask again, ALL comments are moderated not just ones from sexy blogs. It saves me from having to delete a ton of comment spam.

A bleeding hole bit in your tongue combined with wasabi mayo in a sandwich is an interesting sensation.

LMAO. I can imagine myself watching repeats of this Law and Order Special Letters Unit, while eating supper. It's not like anyone actually watches first run L&O. Heh. "Yeah but who listens to a talking piece of poultry." And the Munch Muppet is classic. (thx Martine, that was priceless)
This new Star Wars: Clone Wars could be niiiiiice.

I used to have a little bit of a following at my blog. But that was because blogs were new and my kind of babbling and links were relatively rare. Years later, when blogs are a pop culture catch phrase, I am not so much. It's not that things have changed so much, it's more that some people write better and more interestingly than me. I accept that and if I wanted to change, to gain readership, I guess I would. But then blogging would be work not fun. For example, I complain about the commute -- the jamming onto to trains, the squeeze through narrow flesh tunnels to exit at Bloor, the standing in front of the doorway of subway cars stopping me from getting 1 foot beyond the entrance without a shoulder nudge, the days it all smells like bad breath, the spicy food eaters, the women hitting me in the back of the head with the massive bosoms (bus rock, whack, bus rock, whack, bus rock, whack....), the people who read my book with me, the backpacks that smash me in the face as teenagers have a body swinging conversation, etc. I would complain and whine and try to sound a little funny. But if I thought about it for a bit, I might make a post like Meish's Things my new commute has taught me #1. It's a good read, a fun read and informative.

May 28, 2007

startdrawing.org is a nice drawing / illustration blog that focuses on asian artists.
Wow. That is a memory. It's nice to know that no matter how much is accidentally deleted or you allow to be deleted, memories still persist on the web. If anyone ever asks, "What is the point of blogging?" I will have any answer.

May 26, 2007

Is no one getting that massive spam that starts off with the talk about a "telepathic theater" ?? It's about 10 pages long and is full of conspiracy theories? No one seems to be Googling it. Updatish: The spam has now hit a ton of blogs with open comments. WTF?

May 25, 2007

So, a Woman has had it with Starbucks because of quote on cup. It was an intellectual dig at people who believe in God. It's not even a quote from some famous thinker but from a Starbucks customer. I think it's more an insult than a conversation starter which could have been summed up as, "people who believe in god are stupid." Not a good way to foster good customer relations, IMO, and that's coming from the 99% athiest.

So the buzz phrase of this news is Microsoft claims software like Linux violates its patents but the catch, from my high up view of the world of pooters, is that Microsoft may have finally found the way to compete with FOSS, or Free Open Source Software. I am pretty far outside the tech world these days, being a peripheral user (yeah i just use printers and scanners and.... >:) and not really having much of an opinion. But I have been exposed to this whole prior patent creation thing before and it still confounds me.

So a company comes up with a broad sweep on an idea, such as Widget A performs Action B producing Result C, which is as wide spread as "handheld device that can send and receive email" and current technology doesn't facilitate it's use OR it's not inside their current business model. But it's a concept, a common concept that could be performed a dozen different ways by a dozen different technological methods. And when it is finally done, usually by someone else, the Patent is dragged out and lawsuits are tossed around willy nilly. From the common every man's point of view, it's just a cash grab. It's ridiculous. If I patent the idea of compressing space & time in order to facilitate faster-than-light travel, will my ancestors be able to reap the royalties when the Federation is really around?

Obviously the software components that Microsoft patented ages ago were very precise and may or may have not been a common idea, but I imagine it's more than Linux that uses the ideas presented in those 200+ patents. But M$ has the bucks to toss at Lawyers and probably knows the right people to sic those lawyers on (big companies making linux solutions, providing infrastructure for linux solutions and those taking advantage of it...) while I doubt ANY of these companies have the rebuttal funds. Another Big Guy vs Little Guy battle because around M&, everyone is a little guy.

Just another post to say I still think about technology some times.


Rub! My! Belly! from arielmeadow on Vimeo

Psychology student Bill Rifka -- who is 35 and in a relationship with an iBook -- admits he has "often flirted with many a sweet laptop on eBay and felt true desire." Like all objectum-sexuals, Rifka also attributes a clear gender to his partner: "To me, my Mac is male. I'm living in a homosexual relationship, so to speak."
Falling in Love with Things talks about people who really really love things. I can't wait for the CSI episode.

May 24, 2007

Yum! A blog called Milk and Cookies with category The Cookie Jar. Hmmmm, that gives me an idea...
Gahhh !! A guy I knew from Edmonton got to have both Saffron and Inara on his arm at a Con. *gulp*

May 23, 2007

Gahhh !!!! Cubed Coffee ?? Espresso Jello !!!
Speaking of foodie blogs, I do like the look of this delicious:days.
Marmy is going to become the official cookie monster but I am going to be a dabbler. No more attempts at claiming, This Boy Is Cookie. But I do want to explore the mistique mystique of baking cookies, not the just the act of beating together a ton of ingredients and pigging out on it afterwards. For example, the tip at the end of this recipe for making circular cookies out of those fast spreading kind.
I am really into asparagus these days. I must admit that it was the bacon wrapped BBQed ones from last summer that perked my interest but we usually just roast it for a few minutes until it is crunchy-tender. I love adding new green food to my diet. Updatish: ohmigawd, that was ME yesterday. and here I wanted to gag my stall mate with a urinal cake. yeah yeah, TMI.
I think the Army’s Diesel-Electric ‘Aggressor’ looks more like a puma.

May 22, 2007

I wonder.... how many MMOs allow you a brief free period of play in order to try things out? Updatish?

This article on The mystery of the daytime idle is really only interesting to the people who work all the time often seven days a week. They are stuck in their 8am to 8pm work lives and therefore, cannot understand why someone would have a chance to sit on a park bench in the middle of wednesday and just read. I was once one of those people having many random week days off of which I would just sit and watch people. But what I really need to know is, at Yonge & Eglinton, what does The Tanned Man do? He really is just hanging out all... the... time.

May 18, 2007

I really really need a WTF category when I run into things like this 3M Sticky Bear.
Ooo ooo oo, i have to get someone to knit me a Chicken Viking Hat.

May 17, 2007

I must admit to gaining a grudging like for canadian poetry while reading the posters on the subway car walls. Thus I like finding rob mclennan's blog.
What is more amusing than reading about the Travellers invading Lancaster University campus is the fact that the americans in the reading group (and probably some city bound UKers) have no idea what travellers are. I cannot say I know alot about them btu I know they are related in nature to the Gypsy / Romany people but not so much in race. There are travellers in north america and most recently, a TV show about them called The Riches started running of ShowCase here in Canada.

May 16, 2007

This PictoBrowser Preview is just too kewl. It makes me like my photos again and the sizing is decent. time to resurrect?
Heh. Megnut does the Mean Chocolate Chip Cookie, as in averaged, based on her bid for recipes. As you remember, I kind of did that but I focused more on the grander elements. To me, the non-baker, precision is not important. A bit more butter or less, a bit more salt or a bit less, etc. does not matter. It's using brown sugar vs white sugar or a combination of the two. I like hers having all three but to be honest, I am not happy with her visual results. While many of my tries did do the homemade flat-cookie, I prefer a cookie with more height. That reminds me, I owe a vendour some cookies.
To quote Wil, i now know what to call the feeling I have had for a number of years, "survival myopia." When you are so caught up in doing the day to day thing such as bills, dishes, laundry, sweeping, working, bills and more importantly from my POV -- distracting yourself, you forget to notice life is passing you by. How do you pull out of this?
With the MJ Bust (*snicker*) making waves and PvP talking about boobies (and getting shite for it) I thought it only appropriate to poke some fun at the typically D&D version of sexism, the chainmail bikini.
Yeah yeah, I want to seeWaitress. It's mainly because it stars Nathan Fillion, and I must admit than I am rather fond of seeing things with the ol Firefly cast in it, but also because the one trailer I saw looked cute. But the fact that the director Adrienne Kelly was murdered before it was released, adds something... I am not sure what, but something.

May 15, 2007

Remember what I said yesterday about the affect of us little guys canncelling accounts or severing relations as being of no effect. Take a look at this Flickr discussion and you will see it's not just the lil never-published people but some of the Flickr mainstays. Whoah.
Scroll down. It's a Tshirt for Mr. K.

I left customer feedback at Sideshow last night. I just got this reply:

"Thank you for your recent submission of your comments to our site. We appreciate that you took the time to share your thoughts with us and have passed them on to the appropriate department for further review in consideration of our future products.

Our product is not produced to make a political or social statement but is fashioned after entertainment properties currently in the market place. We suggest that if you do find the Mary Jane product offensive that you refrain from viewing that web page.

Please let me know if I can be of further assistance."
Marmy and I have argued this before. Being a man who has read these comics for years and being a man who rather likes boobies and being a man is pretty meh about most things leaves me not having any real input of value in the arguement. But this Mary Jane statue is freaking offensive. The designer may have wanted to play on the 50s pinup concept of a sexy housewife doing housewifey things, but I think they failed. The humour is there but it's more stripper / pornstar glamourization than campy pinup irony. Still, it will get the fanboy's rocks off so it will sell and do exactly what they like. I just wish there was a true way for people to have an impact on this sort of insensitivity.

To follow up on the whole JPG Debacle from yesterday, there is a MetaFilter discussion about it. The funny thing is all the people saying they are cancelling their accounts -- I wonder how many people who cancelled their accounts were actually published in the mag. It's like me saying I will never shop at Walmart again. If I was a regular and spent billy-uns there, then I would affect it... but I barely shop there so I am of no account.

May 14, 2007

This entry by Heather about JPG Magazine is odd. Even odder is the lack of entries on the web talking about it. I guess it has to deseminate more. It's very freaky that an entity could eliminate the history of it's founders without any explanation whatsoever. I look forward to the flamewar that will inevitably generate. P.S. This is Derek's page; I wonder how long it will be allowed to last.
I met an editor for Harlequin books this weekend. She was talking about a time-travel story so I imagine she is involved in one of their more fantastic imprints, but little did I know that they have a Manga imprint. Weird but appropriate.
OK, I have to sheepishly admit something. I don't get the fascination with Moleskines. Oh I can see that they are nicely bound and have good quality paper but not being a sketch artist, I don't see the point. Considering many are bought purely to be organizers and notebooks, why the expense? Really, if you don't do this with them, why?
I forgot to mention that we were flicking through the channels a few weeks ago and I saw dinoaurs running about. And i saw an S Club alumni running about as well. Yep, Hannah Spearitt is on Primeval, an ITV show about time portals and not very well done CGI monsters.

May 10, 2007

This is a shirt that Marmy would wear.

I love Queen W. Last week it was the KISS boots & black formal skirt & jacket combo on the long haired asian guy. This week it was an early 20sumthin hipster sniffing a bra as he walked along.

Now that is a crazy crochet.

This is a longer post but it was inspired by the The Damn Parents Today article at suicidegirls. I haven't finished reading it so it's not about the article itself but about the comment of a camping site having WiFi.

When I was a kid we did the camping thing in many different styles. There were provincial parks always situated in the worst areas (swamps, mosquitos galore, rocky soil) but closest to the things to see and do. There were private commercial camp sites, usually near cities (as in smack dab in the middle of suburbia sometimes) with more than the usual ammenities such as snack bars, playgrounds, swimming pools (instead of stagnant ponds), activities for the kids (i had many a crush on the teenage activities coordinater) and in later years, video rentals. Then there were the privatized chain campsites. Those had everything the others had and more and were also extremely clean and tidy and well planned out. And, according to Dad, verrrrry expensive. We only went to those as part of invitations from other campers or when a late night on the road demanded it.

The weird thing about camping in trailers instead of tents and rustic 20sumthin fashion is that you have half the amenities of home. But only a quarter of the space. You usually had a TV and usually a VCR which today translating to a TV/DVD combo with a game console tucked away for rainy days. In the higher end camp sites you could plug in the local cable TV feed. Still, you didn't have your own bedroom, all food was served on plastic plates and much was cooked on the propane BBQ. So it was still camping.

Imagine today's ammenities of WiFi and local feed digital TV. I would have replaced the watching movies on a rainy day to logging into Warcraft and playing away the day. Would owning a gaming laptop lead to reading e-books under a tree instead of paper books? I doubt it. I do like the idea of networked games throughout a campsite or clans and guilds built from the kids camping in a spot for the summer. With wireless gaming LTs they could accomplish the parental goal of, "get outside and get some sun, " while still getting their fix on. The kid with the laptop would be no different than the kid with the Conan books hiding under a tree.

May 09, 2007

I hope that when the web expires into some other form of world-connected media form, the people that made it great by being a gem of a find amidst all the dross are remembered in some manner. For example, a perfect source of inspiration and envy for me was Matt Rossi and I wonder constantly where he is.
If i had an unlimited personal development budget, I would make a new business card every year.

May 08, 2007

When I used to shoot B&W 35mm photography, I used to love the shots where the film flowed into the shot and you could see the sprocket holes and labels and such. But in no way could it be as neat as this kind of shot.
I once tried to describe why I liked war movies. Besides the flagrant use of heroes, it was something indescribable about the gear the soldiers wear. Something about a soldier decked out in survival gear always struck a chord with me, like the D&D adventurer decked out from a visit to the Provisioner Hut. I can see that other people have it in the way they do these 1/6th scale soldiers. The entire group is fun to browse.
Now that's it is confirmed, are you wondering what to expect from Heroes season two ? I predict a Heroes Registration Act (as hinted at in season one), some physically deformed Heroes living in the sewers, the establishment of a school for the younger Heroes in upstate New York and another hint of the future featuring a scene with a scarred Peter defending a red headed Claire-bear in front of a wanted poster with other familiar Heroes crossed off.

May 07, 2007

Not only are our poppy coins used to listen in on american defense contractors but Canadian Geese also have microscopic cameras in their eyes to spy on military bases, all canadian tourists can pickup radio waves between security agencies and each and every single beaver is trained to attack the US, upon the use of a secret activation code. Beware my american neighbours, we are out to get you. Oh and I am sorry to say that our nanites are responsible for the bee deaths.
I saw a stupid TV show about the 3 Musketeers starring Bruce Boxleitner and thought, "Oh how the mighty have fallen." Well not that mighty but it is nice to there are still B5 stories out there for me to see once I have no more cable TV coming my way -- alllll cancelled May 18.
I think we should skip the idea of temporary tattoos for lost kids and just go with a permanent tattoo behind the right ear. That way when they are abducted and found 6 years later, you can confirm you have the right kid. See a kid with a cauliflower burnt ear and you know trouble lives there.

May 05, 2007

It's art. It's a refurbed corona (Corona, Smythe Corona) typewriter that is now a waffle iron that churns out keyboard shaped waffles. Now is it just me or would a waffle iron that would turn out toast shaped waffles kinda neat?

May 04, 2007

There is a popular internet released free RPG system called Fudge. Someone decided to make a Pirate game using the system, thus creating Fudge Pirates. That doesn't quite sound like what it is actually about.

Let's do something different and post a link to the same blog twice in a row. As long as I set it up, it's OK? But this post is all about writing without the setup. I have always considered good writing being the kind that jumps right into it and I think I have noticed what is lacking in my current crop of scribbles -- I never just jump into it, i always have to set it up. You should just be wrapped by the style and the story... of a story. P.S. The use of popups as footnotes and tangents makes both the writer, the web geek and the tangential talker in me just shine with smilies.

I like well written little annecdotal posts like this one. But I have to ask, "Can you close a restoraunt restaurant purely for bad mental hygiene?" What is bad mental hygiene? The waitresses were surly?

I thought my favourite line from Ugly Betty last night would be, "Hello D&D Nerd here...." but really it turned out to be this one.

Scene: People walking into a medieval fantasy buffet.

Pepper (annoying smug young male secretary, sorry administrative assistant): This is soooo gay !! (in typical dismissive gamer boy voice)

Mark (charmingly nasty gay male secretary): No, no it isn't.


Hee !!

May 02, 2007

OK, this was a good good question by Chirographum.

Given infinite time, resources and coding knowledge, what changes would you like to add to your blog? What type of features would help improve your blogging? If those changes were available on another blogging platform, would you switch? Would you change the content, or just its organization?
i have thought about this, at times a lot, given my meagre but easily tutored skills at web development. I can usually make a scripting language do what I want given enough time and research and interest. I have already hacked together the PHP in MT for this Blog and for the now defunct WordPress PhotoBlog.

The first thing I would want my new more powerful blog to be is, "not just a blog." I have the desire to recreate the era of the Personal HomePage. Therefore, a front page would have to have a blog and modular components of other interests. On the front page would easily moveable blocks containing CD Cover Designs, the Photoblog, recent writing, Flickr updates, Twitter updates (if i ever twitter again), etc. Each block would be able to be turned on and off with the flick of a check-box. The CSS of the page would be fluid and boxes that disappeared would not affect the look of the page. Along with the modular boxes, there would be a "recently updated" feature that would contain thumbnails and condensed references to the stuff in the boxes. And of course, the boxes would lead to sub-pages containing the actual focused pages themselves, or just to the outside community.

The Blog itself would be modular, still containing the combination of Full Posts and Link Fodder as it is today but a little more flexible in the manipulation of the data. To create a post, I would have a radio button that would determine the state of the post which is now determined by the category I choose. Categories themselves would become tag clouds. The tag clouds would be smart, as I started typing the tag for the entry, other suggestions would appear: recently used, similar spelling, etc. Each post would have hidden meta information so the blog could appear clean or with a click, you could see all the meta data like tags, number of comments, etc. CSS Hiding and fluid design is a beautiful thing. Finally, with quick manipulation of the CSS I could change the formatting of either types of post AND the layout of them as a whole. If the modular block of Blog wanted all Full Posts together and Link Fodder as a linear sidelinks, then I would just click the Layout Choice. Have it in pure linear fashion like now? Click. Want all Link Fodder at the top of the day? Click.

Lastly, the design aspect of the blog would be easy. Most sites today can be seen as blocks of blocks. I don't know why but I still like the old school idea of Header, Body and Footer to describe a site. Essentially, I would see you as choosing layout styles for the Site (just like you choose it for the Blog) choosing from the traditional one I mentioned, column based (2, 3, 4, etc.), grids, etc. Once you choose layout, you fill the boxes with other blocks and tweak it to your heart's content. This is not a fully formed idea but I am dreaming, remember?

Given the skill and time and patience, I would be one of those people who would end up creating their own Site Management software like so many have created their own blogging software.

so, in Star Trek, The Manga will Kirk go up against a tentacle monster?
Ummm, MAKE does toast. (thanks jer)
Photojunkie just launched a redesign. I kinda miss the days when these things were announced with fan fare and commentary all around. I will get around to actually finishing one of my eleventy-four redezine iterations one of these days.
The first thing I thought when I looked at this online communities map was, "Hey that would make a pretty good D&D world map." What would be the dominant culture of the land of AOL? Where would the dwarves make their homes? Probably along the range in Orkut and Xanga. Oh, this could be fun. Oh I am not the only one who thought so.

In case you haven't noticed, I abandoned the 365 Project. When I caught myself rushing to take a couple of 11:59pm photos to "make due for the day" I realized my heart was not in it. My mind is on other things right now and requiring myself to pay attention to something else was not happening. Plus, these projects are supposed to be done for the fun of it, not for the requirements. Plus, this doesn't mean a photoblog will not resurrect sometime soon, just nothing required of me.

at first glance this Diet Blog was interesting, for someone interested in eating in a more healthy manner. I know, I know, I am not that bad. I know how to eat better, I just do not choose to do so very often. Anywayz, I thought the site was interesting... then I saw the between the lines stuff. One post balks at the idea of eating a burger, another one talks about a lady eating a salad being the more attractive person vs the one Eating a Whole Pie. Nice slanted message there.

May 01, 2007

Mmmm, every day I believe I should see something pretty, something beautiful and not just the danger, the horror, the stress and the violence I get from pop culture. Thus I liked print & pattern.
A nice series of articles on making That Wicked Worn Look for print and web design.
Oooooo, sweet bottom frame (not frames frame but framing the bottom of the page) over at fortuitous. I particularly like the fade.
Oh. My. God. This will be revenge on all those baby pushers amongst my friends (you know who you are) as I will get them all Chewbacca Costume and demand pictures !!
I don't update the 'books desired' category enough. But with boing boing making a few suggestions lately, I am adding Brasyl to it.