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Mano brings us a link to a Something Awful article on my lovely favourist bad director Uwe Boll. The article is your usual, "He's so bad and why..." kind of article but it has a link to a lovely challenge from Dr. Boll. It's says that if you can prove to him that you are one of his most vitriolic detractors, evidenced by posts on forums and such, he will invite you to come to Vancouver (where he is filming Postal) and beat up up in a ten round boxing match.

When J told me about this I must admit to a certain amount of excitement that almost dredged me from my doldrums. Imagine him flying ME, number two on Google for 'Uwe Boll Sucks', out to Vancouver. I would not only beat him up soundly but also accept a challenge to show him how things SHOULD be done. I would become a creative consultant, a partner in his business to bring popular video games to the big screen. Then I would have changed his reputation, altered the perception of the fanboys, created a monster of creativity and set the one true path of my life. Really, it's not that far out and I am sure it is how some people in LA started their careers. Just some weird sort of synchronicity.

Alas, he more likely wants the people who are leaving comments in my infamous post, not me.

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Seems as though you are #1 now!


Posted by: Simon at June 21, 2006 11:14 PM



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